My Favorite Food is Water

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind) 10/01/2016 at 22:48 • Filed to: None

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I love the taste, texture, and precision of the wetness to density ratio that remains consistent throughout the containers consumed volume. Many people don’t realize how great water tastes due to the fact that material contaminates distort water’s natural piquancy. Now, dont get me started on mineral additives or the disgusting and complete perversion of water through the use of carbon dioxides.

Honestly there has been a societal decimation of modern Aquagustationalism over the last hundred years and, contrary to what many Aquagustational Socio-Analyst report, this fall of water did NOT peak in the 70s and surge forward again with the popular advent of consumer grade bottled water! Alas, bottling was the transparent coffin that sealed the death of any opportunity children had to create a proper flavor profile for the only substance that can be described as “life.”

* This is all true, water is my favorite thing to consume. That said, this post was spurned by a certain movie I may have been watching earlier. Points to the person that knows what fantastic movie heavily propagated by proper hydration and discernment of consumable water quality.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Wobbles the Mind 10/01/2016 at 22:49

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my favorite food was thing that breathed

Nibby > Wobbles the Mind 10/01/2016 at 22:50

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MORE TOPPINGS!

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Wobbles the Mind 10/01/2016 at 22:51

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Sounds to me like you’ve been drinking.

Sam > OPPOsaurus WRX 10/01/2016 at 22:52

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My History teacher in middle school always said that he wanted to make sure everyone kept in mind the animal that gave up it’s life to give them a delicious meal. And then eat up, because it’s delicious.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Wobbles the Mind 10/01/2016 at 22:52

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But everyone who has ever had a sip of water has died, or is going to.

jkm7680 > Wobbles the Mind 10/01/2016 at 22:53

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somebody has had a little much to drink.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 10/01/2016 at 22:56

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Probably won’t upload.

Edit: Well shit, who’s the god of Kinja I need to start sacrificing goats to?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 10/01/2016 at 22:57

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Yeah pretty sure you got kinja’d.

Wobbles the Mind > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 10/01/2016 at 22:58

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No, that’s all this used air! At least water organically filters itself through the hydrologic cycle. Unlike this shitty vegetarian-filtered air we are stuck breathing. You really think a couple of shrubberies giving you their waste products is healthy?! Psh!!

OPPOsaurus WRX > Sam 10/01/2016 at 22:59

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i’ll enjoy their flesh in loving memory of their life as a cow, pig, fish, chicken, or turkey

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Wobbles the Mind 10/01/2016 at 22:59

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Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Wobbles the Mind 10/01/2016 at 23:01

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I mean all the water is used too.

Wobbles the Mind > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 10/01/2016 at 23:03

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Yes!! Just for the record, there is nothing wrong with my medulla oblongata (which I believe is known as the “forbidden dance” in some cultures).

Wobbles the Mind > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 10/01/2016 at 23:04

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Recylced, there’s a cycle. It’s good for the environment like plastics.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Wobbles the Mind 10/01/2016 at 23:06

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True connoisseurs drink vapor distilled.

Wobbles the Mind > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/01/2016 at 23:12

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Psh, I only consume two states of matter. Both of those states are Texas, because it’s the only state that matters!

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Wobbles the Mind 10/01/2016 at 23:26

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I like water too, just it is flavored & fermented.

shop-teacher > Wobbles the Mind 10/02/2016 at 00:03

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I do loves me a nice cold glass of ice water.

PyramidHat > Wobbles the Mind 10/02/2016 at 08:35

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That’s some high quality H2O...

random001 > Wobbles the Mind 10/02/2016 at 10:14

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I hate water. Actually, not true, I hate bottled and unfiltered tap water. I have a Zero Water filter at work that I use after the reverse osmosis filter they have installed to remove all the nasty tasting crap. Then I drink it. Like a gallon a day or something.